- Mom: For Christmas I was just going to get you guys a llama.
- Me:
- Audra:
- Me:
- Audra: Like... a real llama?
- Mom: Yeah!
- Me: Where would we keep it??
- Mom: In the backyard. //shrug
- Audra: BREVYN I JUST WANT TO RESCUE ALL THE DOGS IN THE WORLD AND BE LADY OF THE DOGS
- Vynn: so you wanna be mom
- Audra: no I wanna be steve irwin but with dogs
guys I finally watched the last episode of merlin
guys
guys what
what was that
what
- Dad: There's a cute 17 year old boy that lives across the street?
- Me: I have a mega-crush on someone right now, Dad.
- Me: Thx.
- Sister: Tell him to call me when he turns 18.
who dat behind the catthat’s my mom
did u see what i did thereyes, you made a rhyme
i bet you do it all the live long day
qurl i aint no rapper
i is way too fuckin dapper
(Source: parasolpunk, via colonelemu)
omfg. i’m sitting on my couch watching Doctor Who: Pyramids of Mars with the volume really loud. the mail man puts his face up to the screen door and says, “Oh, I love that one!”
then I had a heart attack and died.
is the sherlock/doctor who crossover called sherloctor who
and if it isn’t why the fuck not
hahahahahahhaahhahahahahhaa they accepted me into college
if i ever become famous i’m going to secretly leak home videos of me as a child being really cute
shh everyone keep this a secret
