• Reporter: Are you calling Mitt Romney a liar?
• Newt Gingrich:
• Newt Gingrich:
• Newt Gingrich:
• Newt Gingrich: Yes.

• Wrex: Shepard.
• Shepard: Wrex.
• Grunt: Shepard.
• Shepard: Grunt.
• Legion: Shepard-Commander.
• Shepard: Legion.
• Garrus:
• Shepard: Garrus?
• Garrus: CALIBRATIONS

• Madison: Who the fuck do you think you are?
• Me: Running 'round leaving scars
• Me: Collecting your jar of hearts
• Madison:
• Me:
• Madison:
• Me:
• Madison:
• Me:
• Madison: That was very funny.

I OWN THE TYPOS, THEY DON'T OWN ME

• Dad: Need anything from Costco?
• Me: MUFFINA
• Me: The queen of the muffins.
• Me: And all her subjects.