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My geology GTA is so great.
I emailed her about taking another course because I was very interested in it,

and she told me she was going to suggest I look into more geology classes because of the “enthusiasm I showed in Geology 103.”

AWW YISS

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Can I just become a space geologist musical women’s studies film theatre major?

That would really cover all my bases.

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obviously the best day of the year to get sick is the last day of your classes

just ask anyone

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if you tell me not to do something

i subconsciously make it my life’s mission

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  • Madison: Yeah, yeah, move your toys.
  • Me: They're ACTION FIGURES.
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two weeks of my freshman year left

i sense a bunch of shit is about to go down.

Chat
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: wake up
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: U ok?
  • Me: U ok bro?
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: U awake?
  • Me: U awake bro?
  • Me: Help me do things against the rules
  • Me: Help me break the rules
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: Operation mona lisa
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: Soul sister
  • Me: He e e e ey
  • Me: Pet world is open
  • Me: Is ur phone on silent/
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: P e t w o r l d
  • Me: P e t w o r l d
  • Me: R a t s
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: Help
  • Me: Ok
  • Me: Call me
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: I just met you
  • Me: and this is crazy
  • Me: But here's my number
  • Me: So call me maybe
  • Me: And all the other goys
  • Me: Boys*
  • Me: Tryina chase me
  • Me: But here's my number
  • Me: *** *** ****
  • Me: So call me maybe
  • Me: Omg
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: U r drunk
  • Me: Madison
  • Me: Madion
  • Me: Ruler of the 4th world of Azaracj
  • Me: Arise
  • Me: And assist mooncoffee
  • Me: In smuggling a rat
  • Me: Into the emptyness of region 1045 of Oliver's hell
  • Madison: im UPPPPPPPPPPPP
  • Me: Fucking succeed!
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my allergies are so bad right now

i’m getting hives and shit

i can’t breeeeeeeathe

ughhhhhhh

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before college i was like, “aww man I’m gonna find so many boyfriends college is gonna be great”

and then i was like, “haaaaa fuck all these guys they’re dumb”

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caught between:

take a cool shower and go to bed

and

but something fun could happen tonight