August 2011
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In eighth grade, I was the kid who picked...
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Seth: We had a deep heart-to-heart about casual sex.
Kayla: No! Shh! It's *whispers* cassssual sssex!
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Just realized the last two things on this blog...
It’s one of those kinda days.
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Why do the instructions in hair dye kits always...
Like I’m not just going to get naked for the entire ordeal.
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July 2011
“It’s this blasted puberty, Butler. Every time I see a pretty girl, I waste...”
– Artemis Fowl (via lookwhatthekatdraggedin)
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Vaginas, vulvas and volvos - why the confusion? →
petitefeministe:
I know a few of you will appreciate this article!
Sheree Sartain, co-editor of Women’s Views on News, on vaginas, vulvas and pubic hair:
I’m not really obsessed with vaginas or pubic hair – honestly, I’m not, but there are two things that have been annoying me lately.
One is some people’s insistence on referring to the external aspects of the female reproductive organs as...
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Me: This picture is lookin' pretty damn good if I do say so myself.
Brevyn: Are you drawing another penis picture?
Me: No-ho.
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The deviantart tracing shitstorm is everywhere I...
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captainthundernuts:
Title: Commander.
First Name: Motherfucking.
Last Name: Shepard.
Know it well, Reapers.
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Extra Nipple Roman Empire: END: Dragon Age:... →
caiterhe:
Anders backfliped out of the sky and landed besides Fenris. Fenris looked at Anders in the eyes and cry falled out and said “Anders master has dead”. Anders went sad at the ground then moved head real fast up.
“ABOMINATIONS YOU KILLD DANARRIS?” Anders said with growls.
“Yes Anders” the dark man…
Somebody should do a dramatic reading of this.
today's just one of those days that has me...
oh-itwasawonderfulsplash:
debbieneedstostrut:
i think of this everyday.
ditto.
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Devon: What's a platypus?
Josh: Dude, it's like a weasel duck.
Watch
Reblog.
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faxen:
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When you're driving down a country road at 2am,...
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So basically; when I have a boyfriend, this is...
maxfuckingbemis:
isdavidbowiedying:
idontkissisuck:
I love this guy.
THIS IS A BRAINBLOSSOM GPOY
so cute omg.!! (:
i’m going to kill myself
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Dad's leaving for the weekend
Dad: Oh, I remembered the two things I wanted to tell you.
Me: Okay.
Dad: Can you please put the muffins in a ziploc bag before they get moldy?
Me: Sure.
Dad: I threw out some fruit because it was getting moldy.
Me: ...
Dad: Also, the oranges are in the garage. In the fridge.
Me: Okay.
Dad: And the other thing is...adios, bitches.
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“No mage I know has ever dared to fall in love. This is the rule I will most...”
– Anders (via heckyesdragonage)
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Me making fun of Brevyn: I was trying to make them like me, but I just made them hate me more!
Brevyn: It's like real life!
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That moment at the end of DA2 where I want to kill...
retronation:
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GDI
WHY DO YOU KEEP RUNNING INTO THE FIRE, TEAMMATES?
THAT IS NOT A SOUND STRATEGY
Fenris is the only one alive and I’m only on the second leg of this boss battle.
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Why do the genlocks run like giant gorrilla pigs...
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This genlock alpha guy is really pissin' me off.
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Can I borrow somebody's life manual?
I keep trying to troubleshoot the problem, but I think I just need to reset all my relationships.
Seriously, though, I think I lost my manual.
