high school teacher from the past facebook messages me
obsessively drafting replies in word so she doesn’t think i’ve gone dumb
on samuel l jackson’s imdb and i see this
adsfghjkl; is this rEAL OMG YESSSS
cat you are not a plate or a coffee mug. you were not made for transporting delicious food and beverages, you are a cat.
(Source: barnabanana)
thats not how you kiss, boys, here let me show you
#thor #the only being in existence who would headbutt a metal man
(via barnabanana)
- Donna: So this isn't me...This isn't my real body! But I've been DIETING!
- Me: Oh gurl don't I know it
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
slytherintomychamberofsecrets:
WHO BOUGHT THIS GUY A CAMCORDER
John Barrowman, everybody!
Holy fuck wh- I’m dying- jesus christ
HOW ARE YOU REAL
too bad the glass behind him wasn’t more reflective…
wait what
(Source: forevermycariad, via lokisgloriouspenis)
Silence
- Dr. Moon: Now. Listen. This is important. There's the real world. And there's the world of nightmares. That's right, isn't it? You understand that.
- Little Girl: Yes I know, Dr. Moon.
- Dr. Moon: What I want you to remember is this—and I know it's hard—the real world is a lie, and your nightmares are real. The Library is real. There are people trapped in there. People who need to be saved. The shadows are moving again. Those people are depending on you. Only you can save them. Only you.
- Little Girl:
- Dr. Moon:
- Little Girl:
- Dr. Moon: You've been living in a dream world, Neo.
Work Today
- New Girl at Work: I totally play video games.
- Me: Really?! What do you play?
- New Girl: LOL CALL OF DUTY WOO YEAH THE BEST GAME EVER
- Me: walks backward out of store
- Me: lays down on ground
- Me: cries
okay, the dolly zoom has been used at least 3 times
3 times in just the third season of doctor who
shame shame
why would you do this to me
